Why Decent Sized Pockets Should be Mandatory on Skirts and Dresses – Part 1

Because why the FUCK not?

I asked my friends and family about pockets and this is what they said:

I like pockets because you can put robots in them.

My Niece – Phoebe

Pockets are the bane of my life! This is what I constantly find in my pockets: sticks, paper, snotty tissues, coins, sticky things, sweets, stones, little toys, feathers and a lot more! And yet when I want my keys to be there, they never are… But all dresses should have pockets… Because pockets on dresses are awesome.

My Sister – Eleanor

Pockets in dresses are so important! There’s someting so freeing about not having to carry a handbag and just being able to put stuff in your pockets. I get very excited about pockets because they’re such a rarity!

My Friend – April

… men are given more pockets because some douche somewhere believes that men hold all the money.

My Girlfriend – Kelly

For me they are confidence giving. Doing the ‘hands in pockets’ swagger walk makes me feel taller than I am.

My Friend – Sam

… when you find some money in a pocket in a garment you haven’t worn for some time, always seems like a bonus. At the moment many of my pockets contain a mask so that I know I’ve always got one to hand and I will be glad when my pockets can become free again.

My Mum – Sally

Pockets in skirts and dresses are deal-breakers. I have been known to buy an item simply because… ‘but it has pockets…’ Little boys’ clothes seem to have pockets designed for actual use, whereas girls’ clothes seem to just have pointless frills and extra material everywhere for no reason.

My Friend – Helen

The thing I find irritating is that so many women, that’s people I know and what I’ve read, want pockets on their dresses, jackets etc. and we’re told ‘women don’t want them.’

My Friend – Jo

Thanks for reading – Part 2 will be out 9am Wednesday 26 May.

PS – Image above supplied by my friend Sam, but unfortunately I do not know where it originated from. If the originator would like it taken down or credited, please contact me. Thanks!

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