LFG

LET’S FUCKING GO! The moment I’ve been waiting for, for what seems like twenty years has arrived. Rishi ‘seven bins and don’t worry I won’t make you pay a meat tax’ Sunak has called an election for Thursday 4 July. Independence Day in American parlance. And I can’t wait for us to be independent from this cancerous, corrupt, venal and brainless Tory party. Fuck off. And when you get there, hop into a taxi and keep fucking off. And if you conspiracy theory wankers get to the edge of the world, just take one more step and fuck off some more. They can all absolutely cunt off.

It amuses me that as I was writing last week’s post reviewing the film The Fall Guy, Rishi Sunak was falling onscreen. He was supposed to be making a positive announcement about the upcoming election full of energy and fight. And all anyone could see was a rain soaked empty vessel, falling below the waterline. A bedraggled pockmarked hull which the ‘prisoners’ had already started to flee. The amount of Tory MPs not standing at this forthcoming election is emblematic of rats fleeing a sinking ship. And it’s not like these morons under Boris Johnson commissioned a £2.6 million media centre within which he could have made his announcement in Downing Street. It’s right there, waiting for you! In the warm, where you won’t get rained on. And I snorted with laughter when a fav political commentator of mine pointed out that this man with nothing behind his eyes was wanging on about his plan, when everyone could see that they hadn’t even planned on the weather. Ever heard of an umbrella? It had been raining all day and the forecast was shit. Look at your weather app lads.

You can see it in Sunak’s eyes that he just doesn’t have the minerals. And his defensive answers belies someone who knows he’s lying. In fact he hasn’t been running this country for a while. Things have been ticking over and he’s been feathering his own nest. When a Prime Minister’s personal wealth increases by £120 million in a year, we all know what ‘plan’ he really has. He’s looking after him and his. Well it’s now time for him to fuck off and let someone else have a go. And you know what I’m really hopeful for. Something that actually happened when Biden took over the White House in America. The absence of political news. For fourteen long fucking years, I’ve felt compelled to stare at what these gobshites are fucking up next. How are they wasting taxpayers money now? But I’m hopeful that the next wankers who get in, will actually just get on with running the country, in the background for the majority of the people, making rational decent decisions. And I won’t have to constantly feel the need to know what’s going on. What will I blog about though? I’m sure I’ll find something to write about.

I’ll let Mary Earps see these Tories out.