And So I’m Back…

And so I’m back, having not posted since Friday 13 March, I’m back in the writing chair with a post. No audio, I think I’m going to knock that on the head. The quality wasn’t where I wanted it and I’ve no real need to invest in decent equipment and I just can’t stand the sound of my voice. Bless you all who have to listen to me on the regular in real life, I feel for you. There’s lots going on, and you know I like my opinions, but I am really struggling to coherently expound on a position. Having to write something in five hundred words and explain it without my head exploding in a messy boom is troubling. So I’ve not really been thinking about it all, because it’s easier to dive into work and my beautiful relationship with my awesome partner. But there’s always that niggle at the back of my head. And I’ve been thinking, maybe I’ve been overthinking this. Maybe I just need to remove the unimportant details and get right to it. So here goes…

• Fuck our government, especially the Prime Minister – they are meant to be better
• Fuck the Tories
• Fuck Reform – bigotted clackwankers
• Fuck the Royal Family
• Fuck the orange wotsit
• Fuck everyone who perpetuates him
• Fuck those who did support him and have now seen the light
• Fuck the fact that if he farts we have to put up with the smell
• Fuck those who use armed conflicts to feed their ego
• Fuck those who use armed conflicts to do war crimes and / or genocide
• Fuck all religions, every single fucking one of them
• Fuck people who use their religion as backing for their moral authority – it doesn’t exist
• Fuck bigots
• Fuck misogynists
• Fuck those who think any immigration is inherently bad
• Fuck those who expound on the awfulness of immigrants coming into the UK and they themselves do not live in the UK
• Fuck those who are taking advantage of desperate people by taking their money and crowding them into unsafe seafaring vessels and telling them to cross the channel
• Fuck those in our government right now and in the past who perpetuate a system that does not offer safe routes of travel into the UK for asylum seekers
• Fuck people who cannot understand that trans people are human beings
• Fuck the trans debate – it’s not a debate, it’s a slanging match
• Fuck not using sunscreen
• Fuck those who think using fossil fuels more is the way forward
• Fuck conspiracy theorists who can’t comprehend simple science and facts
• Fuck people who have no understanding of their surroundings
• Fuck the fact that eating chocolate in large quantities is bad for my health

And just so we’re clear, I did this in the order of me thinking about it and getting them down, it is not the order of priority or hierarchy. Alright, so I think that’s enough of my opinions. If you don’t like them, that’s fine, don’t read my shit. Or we can chat and hash it out. Both options are available.

Onto something better, a palette cleanser as it were. I’ve introduced you to Belle before. Belle is Emily’s Pomeranian and I am definitely allergic to her, but it was only recently that she seriously affected me one evening. We had to banish her to the kitchen and fortunately it hasn’t happened again. That’s ok though as she’s the bestest Princess as these photos attest. Look how cute she is. Look at her furry little feet!