Where to begin? Who wants to take a look in my underpants? Anyone? No takers? That’s fair. It’s grim I’ll tell you. A forest, with a small tree stump and a couple of dried up button mushrooms. Anyway enough about my genitalia, let’s talk about yours! Whatcha got? Go on, show me. No? No takersContinue reading “The Underpants Police – Long Read”
Category Archives: April 2025
Mini Eggs
These tempting little bastards that only get sold between Christmas and Easter. They seduce me. Their shiny yellow packaging draws me in. I can see the packets in my brain now and my brain is tricking me into tasting them in my mouth where none actually are. They’re so good, I want them, I needContinue reading “Mini Eggs”
What Do We Do?
As wars ravish not too distant lands, as the stock markets crash and burn on computers around the world, I worry that I don’t care enough. I’ve been here before. I remember advice from my Mum (hi Mum!) about essentially only worrying about the stuff you can actually do anything about. What can I doContinue reading “What Do We Do?”